The Red Spot: Meet “Smaldial,” the Team That Beats the Right
The Red Spot, Wednesday of Sivan 26 | Photo: Screenshot, Srugim Studio 10 10 0:00 / 2:28 Did you have time for the news today, but not quite understand everything? Ariel Sherer sums up the daily news item that interests Srugim, with a personal opinion and a smile. This is today’s Red Spot: “Hello football fans and welcome to the opening ceremony of ‘Smaldial!’ Meet the winning lineup, ‘Our Country,’ before the opening match against the weak right-wing team:
• Goalkeeper, Benny Gantz: specializes in conceding own goals and reads out what is written on the screens, calling on the gatekeepers of democracy to stand with him in goal.
• Right back, Chili Tropper: the player who apologizes to a right-wing striker before trying to tackle him and cut his future short.
• Center back, Gilad Kariv: drafted the new rulebook of HapoIFA and tries to disqualify right-wing strikers because they bring him section small a, halakha c.
• Center back, Mansour Abbas: basically the word is ‘plam,’ but this is Mansour.. .ready to die on the field and shouting, ‘Enough with the occupation.’ Because of him we are all playing defense.
• Left back, Naama Lazimi: demands that the referee divide possession time equally. Her teammates claim she lives on balls.
• Defensive midfielder, Efrat Rayten: moved up to attack from the children’s league and has not learned to stay quiet since adults started talking about her behind her back.
• Central midfielder, Merav Ben Ari: gives a fight to the aggressive opponent Dudi Amsalem, well, the two of them both play neighborhood soccer.
• Attacking midfielder, Yair Golan: identifies aggressive processes on the left wing and thinks he is still the commander of the midfield unit.
• Right winger, Naftali Bennett: a free player who makes an exit on the ball, and it is not clear which side of the field he is playing on. Most of the time right wing or left wing or both.. he still has not decided because Abbas is screening his calls.
• Center forward, Ehud Barak: sits in the ivory tower in the penalty area, interprets the game on Xbox, and waits for the ball to fall on him from the sky. Always suspected of being Bibi’s plant.
• Left winger, Ayman Odeh: refuses to pass to the center forwards, and claims the field was built on illegal land. When on the bench, he serves as an Al Jazeera analyst.
• Coach, Yair Lapid: shouts until he loses his voice at the polls, but delivers a perfect press briefing and explains that defeat is actually a victory for second Israel over the middle class.
• VAR referee, Gali Baharav-Miara: sees all the facts on the ground and rules in favor of the left-wing team. Removed from the pitches by a special order from the Minister for Nationalist Victory, Itamar Ben Gvir.
To conclude, the commentators say: the left-wing team, ‘Our Country,’ has one hundred percent potential and zero defensive coordination, which will lead to a quick elimination in the illegal group stage because of an argument over the captain’s armband. The only chance to reach the Smaldial final is if the High Court of Justice disqualifies the right-wing team because coach Benjamin sold matches to the Iranians.” Happy World Cup, and may the best team win! -- The video includes satirical content spoken humorously with no intention to offend. “The Red Spot,” every day with a new topic on the Srugim website!
